![]() (22) “I don’t care if it works on your machine! We are not shipping your machine!” ( Vidiu Platon) (21) “Without requirements or design, programming is the art of adding bugs to an empty text file.” ( Louis Srygley) (20) “Optimism is an occupational hazard of programming feedback is the treatment.” ( Kent Beck) If everything did, you’d be out of a job.” ( Mosher’s Law of Software Engineering) (19) “Don’t worry if it doesn’t work right. (17) “If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.” ( Gerald Weinberg) (16) “When debugging, novices insert corrective code experts remove defective code.” ( Richard Pattis) (15) “Never allow the same bug to bite you twice.” ( Steve Maguire) (14) “The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late.” ( Seymour Cray) (13) “Software testers always go to heaven they’ve already had their fair share of hell.” ( Anonymous) (12) “If McDonalds were managed like a software company, 1 out of every 100 Big Macs would give you food poisoning, and the response would be, ‘We’re sorry, here’s a coupon for two more.’ ” ( Mark Minasi) (11) “Don’t fix bugs later fix them now.” ( Steve Maguire) (10) “Software testers succeed where others fail.” ( Anonymous) ![]() (9) “Software testers do not make software they only make them better.” ( Anonymous) (8) “With good program architecture debugging is a breeze, because bugs will be where they should be.” ( David May) (7) “If you don’t like testing your product, most likely your customers won’t like to test it either.” ( Anonymous) The program’s fully tested and bug-free.One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.” ( Michael Sinz) Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it.” ( Brian W. (4) “Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. (3) “Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.” ( Martin Golding) ![]() (2) “If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.” ( Edsger Dijkstra) (1) “f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n sftwr tstng.” ( Anonymous) Here are our top favorites ( in no particular order):
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